1. disneytasthic:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

I’m a Christian so I love this :)
  2. hayinaneedlestack:

    dudewithabow:

    "So, er, for the non South Asians in the audience who perhaps didn’t understand why there was applause, the British built a really extensive railway system throughout India before they left, and it wasn’t so much for transportation for the Indian people, it was because it’s really hard to plunder on foot."

    Hari Kondabolu’s joke about the British colonisation of India [x]

    I was like “Oh, a stand-up gif set”. Then I was like “Oh. It’s a domestic violence speech”. Then I was like “Oh ho ho you sly dog”.

    ^same

    (via lil-japi)

  3. 2damnfeisty:

    Keke Palmer geting emotional in an interview with Raven Symone (x)

    This is very important. I’m glad both of them had this moment. Raven has been working and grinding longer than most of us have been able to talk and walk. She deserves all the praises.

    (Source: jasonnywithnochance, via handcannons-and-headshots)

  4. nevver:

Trip Advisor
  5. kristipop:

    throwbacksongs:

    Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

    👌😍💯

  6. *eats you out as a friend*

    chiefsimba:

    iknownothingisalliknow:

    revitiligo:

    thepoetspace:

    amerikkkanpie:

    Blows your back out as your homie

    Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

    makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

    Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

    hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

    (Source: aterriblehusband, via falling-u-cant-catch)

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